Tag: random musings
member name: Robin L.
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May 04, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Did You Ever Wonder....
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? . . . more
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June 14, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
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March 15, 2007 02:30 AM EDT --
Things You Don't See Everyday
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April 08, 2007 10:26 PM EDT --
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy.......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. . . . more
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January 19, 2008 03:39 PM EST --
I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out
of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; . . . more
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April 05, 2007 10:27 PM EDT --
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please . . . more
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September 13, 2007 12:13 PM EDT --
A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him . . . more
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April 05, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
For those in need of further Bible study:
Eve's side of the story.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It . . . more
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September 11, 2007 09:42 AM EDT --
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:10 AM EDT --
This is cute, well at least for women: (rec'd in an email)
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. . . . more
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