Tag: joke
member name: Robin L.
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June 08, 2007 07:25 PM EDT --
"Hello?"
"Hi honey
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
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September 09, 2007 07:46 AM EDT --
A good Sunday joke (rec'd in my email)!
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he . . . more
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April 08, 2007 10:34 PM EDT --
Subject: Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin . . . more
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June 08, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. . . . more
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June 14, 2007 10:31 PM EDT --
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at
the White House in D.C. One from New Jersey, another
from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go
with a White House official to . . . more
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September 09, 2007 07:49 AM EDT --
MORE IMPORTANTLY THIS IS NOT A BLONDE JOKE!
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:13 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. . . . more
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January 19, 2008 03:34 PM EST --
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I Acted 'CRAZY' then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:44 AM EDT --
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen . . . more
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April 16, 2007 11:07 PM EDT --
You must double click on the photo too read the post-it!
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May 02, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
A blonde in economy class gets up , moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she . . . more
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April 16, 2007 10:48 PM EDT --
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter. . . . more
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April 05, 2007 10:27 PM EDT --
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please . . . more
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September 11, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at . . . more
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April 05, 2007 11:06 PM EDT --
I got stopped for speeding the other day. I thought I could talk my way out of it unitl the cop looked at my dog in the back seat.
Signed: You're driving too fast . . .
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September 11, 2007 09:38 AM EDT --
911
911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the dispatcher . . . more
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April 16, 2007 11:14 PM EDT --
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the
IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when
Ralph shows up with his attorney. . . . more
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April 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big . . . more
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September 12, 2007 06:13 AM EDT --
This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?"
The guy in . . . more
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