Tag: humor
member name: Robin L.
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June 08, 2007 07:25 PM EDT --
"Hello?"
"Hi honey
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
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September 09, 2007 07:46 AM EDT --
A good Sunday joke (rec'd in my email)!
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he . . . more
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April 08, 2007 10:34 PM EDT --
Subject: Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:26 AM EDT --
The joys of having girls.
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors
was ajar. I read the box in the . . . more
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September 09, 2007 07:49 AM EDT --
MORE IMPORTANTLY THIS IS NOT A BLONDE JOKE!
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:13 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:37 AM EDT --
This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
Until Now.
Below are Two Birds. . . . more
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December 21, 2007 11:41 AM EST --
This is worth the read . . . it really hit's home!
December 8 6:00 PM
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:16 AM EDT --
IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...
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MAKE ANOTHER WOMAN'S DAY,
AND SHARE THE SMILES...
��� . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:19 AM EDT --
Thought this was great especially this week!
Enjoy!
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OR Sometimes Totally Scrambled!!
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March 15, 2007 02:30 AM EDT --
Things You Don't See Everyday
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March 15, 2007 02:44 AM EDT --
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen . . . more
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April 05, 2007 10:18 PM EDT --
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five . . . more
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April 08, 2007 10:26 PM EDT --
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy.......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. . . . more
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April 16, 2007 11:07 PM EDT --
You must double click on the photo too read the post-it!
more
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May 02, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
A blonde in economy class gets up , moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she . . . more
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June 06, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the
morning of the bake sale and after rummaging . . . more
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April 16, 2007 10:48 PM EDT --
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter. . . . more
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April 05, 2007 10:27 PM EDT --
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please . . . more
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April 05, 2007 11:06 PM EDT --
I got stopped for speeding the other day. I thought I could talk my way out of it unitl the cop looked at my dog in the back seat.
Signed: You're driving too fast . . .
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