Tag: funny
member name: Robin L.
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June 08, 2007 07:25 PM EDT --
"Hello?"
"Hi honey
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
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June 14, 2007 10:31 PM EDT --
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at
the White House in D.C. One from New Jersey, another
from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go
with a White House official to . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:13 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:37 AM EDT --
This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
Until Now.
Below are Two Birds. . . . more
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January 19, 2008 03:34 PM EST --
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I Acted 'CRAZY' then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:44 AM EDT --
This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen . . . more
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May 02, 2007 08:13 AM EDT --
A blonde in economy class gets up , moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she . . . more
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June 06, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the
morning of the bake sale and after rummaging . . . more
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September 14, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when . . . more
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April 16, 2007 10:48 PM EDT --
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter. . . . more
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September 11, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at . . . more
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September 11, 2007 09:38 AM EDT --
911
911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the dispatcher . . . more
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September 12, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
Little Johnny & the Devil
A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know . . . more
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April 05, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
For those in need of further Bible study:
Eve's side of the story.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It . . . more
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April 16, 2007 11:14 PM EDT --
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the
IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when
Ralph shows up with his attorney. . . . more
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June 14, 2007 10:24 PM EDT --
After months of cold and rainy weather, we are finally coming up to summer
and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, . . . more
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April 18, 2007 01:09 AM EDT --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHcUTNre2oI
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September 12, 2007 10:41 PM EDT --
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:10 AM EDT --
This is cute, well at least for women: (rec'd in an email)
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. . . . more
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